ANG DAMING NAG FA-FOLLOW SAKIN NA KAKILALA KO. HOW COME!??!!! I’m effin doomed. LOL
ashleybog: #Medyomasakit. #Medyomasakit kasi mahal kita. #Medyomasakit kasi kaibigan mo lang ako. #Medyomasakit kasi pinaprioritize kita kahit #Medyomasakit kasi lagi naman ankong pangalawa. #Medyomasakit madapa tapos nakita mo pa, #Medyomasakit kasi tinulungan niyo kong dalawa. #Medyomasakit kasi may sugat ako, pero mas #Medyomasakit kasi ang saya-saya mo.#Medyomasakit kasi hindi ko na alam...
Puta. Masakit eh.
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This is what I dream of every night.
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i hate when people are like “oh it’s no big deal i’m just doodling” and it’s like
thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
cunttacular: cali01: cunttacular: Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent? Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would. Mindfuck
ALAM NIYO, KUNG AYAW NIYO MA-COPY PASTE 'YANG MGA...
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius: drkarayua: silent-renegade: I strongly believe that man would actually start crying Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day. and only one fuck was given that day
It's my bday. Greet me :)
ashleybog: nagkamali yung kaibigan ko ng expression na “sobrang inet abot hanggang singet” ang nasabi nya “sobrang singet”. Pagtatawanan na dapat namin sya kasi mali kaso naimagine namin yung “SOBRANG SINGET”. Pota hanggang hita daw.
drarna: the fact that axe handles are made of wood is the ultimate “fuck you” to trees
barkada: Ang sakit ng ulo ko.
ako: Taas? o Baba?
Akala ng mga magulang ko, bad influence ang mga...
toomanyfandomssolittletime: buffdaddyjohn: ybee: ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist help #ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T #GOD NEEDS DRAWING LESSONS
I want someone who would answer my calls in the middle of the night and just listen til I go back to sleep again. No talking but he won’t hung up on me because he knows I’m scared. Somebody call me… please?
whatsacanada: charmancler: charmancler: What animal got caught cheating? A cheetah
Proving someone else that they're wrong.
trillow: my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
C'est La Vie: Famous line ng mga manliligaw. →
misskatrinarose: Ikaw lang ang babaeng minahal ko ng gan’to. Ikaw lang ang babaeng sineryoso ko. Hindi ako susukong manligaw sa’yo. Iba ka sa lahat ng babaeng nakilala ko. Sagutin mo lang ako, mamahalin kita ng buong-buo. (Noon) Susungkitin ko ang mga bituin, pati na ang buwan… Para lang sa ‘yo. (Noon)…
School’s going to be starting up soon so to...
laughingstation: bestlols: More FUNNY POST here!
msjewbooty: how high were they when they invented pillows “im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
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ashleybog: hello filipino wattpad users :) First time to upload a story, if you want to freshen up your mind, feel free to read my story. This is just a one shot, it wouldn’t take so much time :3